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~ Love is eternal while it lasts. ~ Henri de Régnier
~ The only cure for love is marriage. ~ Irish Saying ~ Love and a cough cannot be hid. ~ George Herbert ~ For a sickness, love is the healthiest. ~ Euripides ~ Love is a kind of military service. ~ Latin Proverb ~ Love is two minds without a single thought. ~ Philip Barry ~ The art of love is largely the art of persistence. ~ Albert Ellis ~ Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.~ Anonymous ~ The first sigh of love is the last of wisdom.~ Antoine Bret ~ Love is blind, but not the neighbors. ~ Mexican Proverb ~ It is impossible to love and to be wise. ~ Francis Bacon, Sr. ~ Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. ~ Ambrose Bierce ~ Love takes up where knowledge leaves off.~ St. Thomas Aquinas ~ Love and eggs are best when they are fresh. ~ Russian Proverb ~ Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. ~ Henry Fielding ~ Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. ~ Robert A. Heinlein ~ Women want love to be a novel, men a short story. ~ Daphne Du Maurier ~ Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. ~ Lao Tzu ~ Love is like the measles, we all have to go through it. ~ Jerome K. Jerome ~ Families are about love overcoming emotional torture. ~ Matt Groening ~ Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind. ~ James Graham ~ They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever. ~ Oscar Wilde ~ There is no fury like a woman searching for a new lover. ~ Cyril Connolly ~ A man loved by a beautiful woman will always get out of trouble. ~ Voltaire ~ What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. ~ Pearl Bailey ~ Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week. ~ Mae West ~ Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. ~ Albert Einstein ~ Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache. ~ Julio Iglesias ~ Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes ~ Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. ~ Rainer Maria Rilke ~ Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. ~ Charlie Brown ~ When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. ~ Richard Lewis ~ Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. ~ Rita Rudner ~ Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. ~ W. Somerset Maugham ~ What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.~ Ken Hammond ~ It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.~ Dr. Laurence J. Peter ~ We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity, romantic love and gunpowder. ~ Andre Maurois ~ It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office. ~ Shirley MacLaine ~ Love thy neighbor, and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. ~ Mae West ~ If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools. ~ Katherine Mansfield ~ Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. ~ George Jean Nathan ~ Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. ~ Joan Crawford ~ Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. ~ Matt Groening ~ Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. ~ Albert Einstein ~ All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most ridiculous ones. ~ François de la Rochefoucauld ~ Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is sign on as its accomplice. ~ Tom Watson ~ In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. ~ Helen Rowland ~ Love as a relation between men and women was ruined by the desire to make sure of the legitimacy of children. ~ Bertrand Russell ~ Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. ~ Ambrose Bierce ~ Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. ~ Judith Viorst ~ One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. ~ Judith Viorst ~ When a love comes to an end, weaklings cry, efficient ones instantly find another love, and the wise already have one in reserve. ~ Oscar Wilde |
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~ Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman
who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means
you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. ~
Henry Youngman
who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means
you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. ~
Henry Youngman