Celebrity Marriage Quotes |
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~ Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~ Phyllis Diller
~ Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. ~ Cher ~ In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. ~ Rita Rudner ~ I never even believed in divorce until after I got married. ~ Diane Ford ~ Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor ~ I know nothing about sex because I was always married. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor ~ I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ~ Groucho Marx ~ Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. ~ Groucho Marx ~ He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. ~ Mae West ~ Some women pick men to marry, and others pick them to pieces. ~ Mae West ~ Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. ~ Mae West ~ A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor ~ Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. ~ Shelly Winters ~ Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. ~ Billy Connolly ~ I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. ~ Rodney Dangerfield ~ If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. ~ Johnny Carson ~ All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. ~ Red Skelton ~ When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned. ~ Marie Osmond ~ Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.~ Katharine Hepburn ~ The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him. ~ Cher ~ Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done. ~ Burt Reynolds ~ Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde. ~ Marilyn Monroe ~ My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I'm not enjoying it. ~ Lee Trevino ~ Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.~ Dr. Joyce Brothers ~ I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. ~ Will Rogers ~ If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. ~ Ann Landers ~ Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. ~ Minnie Pearl ~ All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. ~ Ann Landers ~ Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. ~ Woody Allen ~ Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. ~ Jerry Lewis ~ More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. ~ Doug Larson ~ We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. ~ Nick Faldo ~ When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?' ~ Rita Rudner ~ I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~ Rita Rudner ~ Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. ~ Mickey Rooney ~ If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. ~ Katharine Hepburn ~ Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor ~ An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. ~ Agatha Christie ~ Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? ~ Barbra Streisand ~ Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. ~ Marilyn Monroe ~ Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? ~ Rita Rudner ~ Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~ Katherine Hepburn |
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~ Any woman who still thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition is only proving that she doesn't understand either men or percentages. ~ Rose F. Kennedy
~ I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage, and guarantee he'd be dead within the year. ~ Bette Davis
~ I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage, and guarantee he'd be dead within the year. ~ Bette Davis