Funny Experience Quotes |
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~ An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience. ~ Don Marquis
~ No physician is really good before he has killed one or two patients. ~ Hindu Proverb ~ Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald. ~ Chinese Proverb ~ It takes half your life before you discover life is a do-it-yourself project. ~ Napoleon Hill ~ Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson. ~ Vernon S. Law ~ If experience was so important, we'd never have had anyone walk on the moon.~ Doug Rader ~ A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. ~ Mark Twain ~ If we could sell our experience for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires. ~ Abigail Van Buren ~ Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment.~ Fred Brooks ~ Anything we tell our kids about life is a placemarker until they figure it out for themselves. ~ Robert Brault ~ The only thing we have learnt from experience is that we learn nothing from experience. ~ Chinua Achebe ~ Experience is what keeps a man who makes the same mistake twice from admitting it the third time around. ~ Terry Mccormick ~ The word 'experienced' often refers to someone who's gotten away with doing the wrong thing more frequently than you have. ~ Laurence Gonzales ~ As important as it is to keep picking yourself up and brushing yourself off, it's also important to stop tripping over your own two feet. ~ Robert Brault ~ The experience I gained at age 21 would be useful if I were ever 21 again. But I'm 71 and new at it and keep making age 71 mistakes. ~ Robert Brault |
~ Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. ~ Douglas Adams