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~ Work is the curse of the drinking classes.~ Oscar Wilde
~ Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy. ~ Huey Long ~ No project was ever completed on time and within budget. ~ Cheops Law ~ Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock. ~ Pablo Picasso ~ I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. ~ Jerome K. Jerome ~ I didn't have to work till I was three. But after that, I never stopped. ~ Martha Raye ~ I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy. ~ Danny McGoorty ~ Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. ~ Charlie McCarthy ~ Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden. ~ Orson Scott Card ~ The average millionaire can't tell you who got thrown off the island last night. ~ Dave Ramsey ~ If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it. ~ Charles F. Kettering ~ Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. ~ Earl Nightingale ~ The world is divided into people who do things, and people who get the credit. ~ Dwight Morrow ~ Liberals say we should end employment discrimination. I say we should end employment. ~ Bob Black ~ Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing. ~ Ambrose Bierce ~ The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. ~ Robert Frost ~ Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. ~ Scott Adams ~ It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. ~ Harry S. Truman ~ People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. ~ Joey Adams ~ If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves. ~ Lane Kirkland ~ The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week. ~ Robert Frost ~ Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles. ~ Robert Brault ~ Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. ~ Dr. Laurence J. Peter ~ Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day. ~ Ed Bernard ~ Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. ~ Anonymous ~ Statistics indicate that, as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the nation's golf courses. ~ Ira Wallach ~ Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. ~ Robert Orben ~ Managers in all too many American companies do not achieve the desired results because nobody makes them do it. ~ Harold S. Geneen ~ Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. ~ Howard Aiken ~ Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all. ~ Sam Ewing ~ The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. ~ Robert Frost |
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