Celebrity Children Quotes |
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~ What is a home without children? Quiet.~ Henny Youngman
~ You see much more of your children once they leave home. ~ Lucille Ball ~ Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. ~ Red Skelton ~ Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble. ~ Martin Mull ~ If you mess up your children, nothing else you do really matters. ~ Jackie Kennedy ~ Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~ Red Buttons ~ If you have never been hated by your child you have never been a parent. ~ Bette Davis ~ Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. ~ Bill Cosby ~ Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. ~ Phyllis Diller ~ I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. ~ Phyllis Diller ~ I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them. ~ Rita Rudner ~ Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. ~ Phyllis Diller ~ Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. ~ Phyllis Diller ~ Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. ~ Paula Poundstone ~ There is nothing more thrilling in this world, I think, than having a child that is yours, and yet is mysteriously a stranger. ~ Agatha Christie ~ Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. ~ Sam Levenson ~ Parents of young children should realize that few people, and maybe no one, will find their children as enchanting as they do. ~ Barbara Walters ~ No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids.~ Bill Cosby ~ You have to hang in there, because two or three years later, the gremlins will return your child, and he will be wonderful again.~ Jill Eikenberry ~ Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kid's therapy. ~ Michelle Pfeiffer ~We spend the fir st twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. ~ Phyllis Diller ~ It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.~ Phyllis Diller |
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