Celebrity Men and Women Quotes |
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~ Brains are an asset, if you hide them. ~ Mae West
~ A woman has the age she deserves. ~ Coco Chanel ~ The basic and essential human is the woman. ~ Orson Welles ~ When women go wrong, men go right after them. ~ Mae West ~ As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot. ~ John Lennon ~ Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up. ~ Mae West ~ I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor ~ My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. ~ Bette Midler ~ Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring. ~ Mae West ~ A woman in love can't be reasonable, or she probably wouldn't be in love. ~ Mae West ~ I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it. ~ Marilyn Monroe ~ Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself. ~ Mae West ~ Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women. ~ Groucho Marx ~ The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.~ Art Linkletter ~ If a man talks bad about all women, it usually means he was burned by one woman. ~ Coco Chanel ~ A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. ~ Mae West ~ Personally, I think if a women hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky. ~ Deborah Kerr ~ You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles. ~ Mae West ~ You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. ~ Elayne Boosler ~ A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. ~ Joan Rivers ~ When he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or is lying dead in the street. I always hope it's the street. ~ Jessica Tandy ~ A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ~ Lana Turner ~ Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.~ Katharine Hepburn ~ When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. ~ Elayne Boosler ~ I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships. ~ Gilda Radner ~ Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.~ Mae West ~ God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. ~ Farrah Fawcett |
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