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~ Dogs have owners, cats have staff. ~ Anonymous
~ Never wear anything that panics the cat.~ P.J. O'Rourke ~ Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.~ Mason Cooley ~ Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. ~ John Peers ~ Cats don't like change without their consent. ~ Roger Caras ~ Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. ~ Corey Ford ~ Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture. ~ Jacquelyn Mitchard ~ The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. ~ Thornton Wilder ~ When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. ~ Edward Abbey ~ Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. ~ Mary Bly ~ Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. ~ Jeff Valdez ~ Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. ~ Oliver Herford ~ I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ~ Winston Churchill ~ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. ~ Anonymous ~ A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk. ~ O.A. Battista ~ From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog. ~ Mabel Louise Robinson ~ Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. ~ Sue Murphy ~ Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein ~ It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being. ~ Henry David Thoreau ~ If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~ Phil Pastoret ~ A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. ~ Agnes Repplier ~ A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. ~ Robert Benchley ~ No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. ~ Fran Lebowitz ~ If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because you lap is warmer. ~ Alfred North Whitehead ~ In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. ~ Anonymous ~ You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' ~ Dave Barry ~ I subscribe to the theory that Mankind never domesticated any animal. They came in from the cold and looked cute until they were fed.~ David Beard ~ Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. ~ Dave Barry ~ Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ~ Joseph Wood Krutch |
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