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Funny Attitude Quotes

~ Misery is a communicable disease. ~ Martha Graham

~ In case of doubt, attack. ~ General George S. Patton

~ The world is full of cactus, but we don't have to sit on it. ~ Will Foley

~ Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open. ~ Thomas Dewar

~ We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. ~ Oscar Wilde

~ Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. ~ Anonymous

~ If you are not enjoying the journey, you probably won't enjoy the destination. ~ Anonymous

~ When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long. ~ Anonymous

~ Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. ~ Oscar Wilde

~ We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds. ~ Robert Brault

~ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. ~ Herm Albright

~ Optimist: someone who isn't sure whether life is a tragedy or a comedy but is tickled silly just to be in the play. ~ Robert Brault

~ An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out? ~ Michel De Saint-Pierre  
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~ Wag more. Bark less. ~
Anonymous

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~ Swallow a toad in the morning and you
 will encounter nothing
more disgusting
the rest of the day. ~
Nicholas Chamfort
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