Funny Attitude Quotes |
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~ Misery is a communicable disease. ~ Martha Graham
~ In case of doubt, attack. ~ General George S. Patton ~ The world is full of cactus, but we don't have to sit on it. ~ Will Foley ~ Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open. ~ Thomas Dewar ~ We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. ~ Oscar Wilde ~ Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. ~ Anonymous ~ If you are not enjoying the journey, you probably won't enjoy the destination. ~ Anonymous ~ When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long. ~ Anonymous ~ Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. ~ Oscar Wilde ~ We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds. ~ Robert Brault ~ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. ~ Herm Albright ~ Optimist: someone who isn't sure whether life is a tragedy or a comedy but is tickled silly just to be in the play. ~ Robert Brault ~ An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out? ~ Michel De Saint-Pierre |