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~ Old age ain't no place for sissies. ~ Bette Davis
~ The older I get the better I used to be. ~ Lee Trevino ~ It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. ~ Brigitte Bardot ~ After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. ~ Bette Midler ~ When you become senile, you won't know it. ~ Bill Cosby ~ After age seventy it’s patch, patch, patch. ~ Jimmy Stewart ~ I spent my 30s fixing everything I broke in my 20s. ~ Eddie Murphy ~ We are only young once. That is all society can stand. ~ Bob Bowen ~ Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay. ~ Doris Day ~ You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. ~ George Burns ~ I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people. ~ Dick Van Dyke ~ Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~ Bob Hope ~ I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. ~ Peter Gabriel ~ I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. ~ George Burns ~ It seems like the older I get, the more unreal the world becomes. ~ Rufus Wainwright ~ Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. ~ Charles Schulz ~ Sometimes it takes years to really grasp what has happened to your life. ~ Wilma Rudolph ~ I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. ~ Bob Hope ~ I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.~ Rita Rudner ~ Getting old is a fascination thing. The older you get, the older you want to get. ~ Keith Richards ~ The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.~ Doug Larson ~ When I was 14, I was the oldest I ever was. I've been getting younger ever since.~ Shirley Temple ~ The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. ~ Doris Day ~ I have found it to be true that the older I've become the better my life has become. ~ Rush Limbaugh ~ If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. ~ George Burns ~ The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. ~ Doug Larson ~ There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. ~ Goldie Hawn ~ Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. ~ Bill Cosby ~ Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. ~ Groucho Marx ~ I don't know how you feel about old age, but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear. ~ Phyllis Diller |
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~ I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect. ~ George Burns
~ You know, by the time you reach my age, you've made plenty of mistakes if you've lived your life properly. ~ Ronald Reagan
~ One of the good things about getting older is you find you're more interesting than most of the people you meet. ~ Lee Marvin
~ You know, by the time you reach my age, you've made plenty of mistakes if you've lived your life properly. ~ Ronald Reagan
~ One of the good things about getting older is you find you're more interesting than most of the people you meet. ~ Lee Marvin
