Funny Men and Women Quotes |
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~ Woman was God's second mistake. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
~ Women like silent men. They think they're listening. ~ Marcel Achard ~ Woman's virtue is man's greatest invention. ~ Cornelia Otis Skinner ~ Men and women, women and men, It will never work. ~ Erica Jong ~ I hate women because they always know where things are. ~ Voltaire ~ In courtship a man pursues a woman until she catches him. ~ Proverb ~ Women lie about their age; men lie about their income. ~ William Feather ~ Courtship: A man pursuing a woman until she catches him. ~ Anonymous ~ If women were humbler, men would be more honest. ~ Sir John Vanbrugh ~ Women have very little idea of how much men hate them. ~ Germaine Greer ~ Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest. ~ Helen Rowland ~ Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. ~ William Shakespeare ~ What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. ~ Mark Twain ~ Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly. ~ Thomas C. Haliburton ~ Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her. ~ Sir John Vanbrugh ~ Men's minds are raised to the level of the women with whom they associate. ~ Alexandre Dumas Père ~ If you want something said, ask a man, if you want something done, ask a woman. ~ Margaret Thatcher ~ One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything. ~ Oscar Wilde ~ A woman may be able to change the world, but she will never be able to change a man.~ Amy Snowden ~ The main difference between men and woman is that men are lunatics and woman are idiots. ~ Rebecca West ~ Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. ~ Oscar Wilde ~ Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein ~ A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~ Chauncey Mitchell Depew ~ It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. ~ Helen Rowland ~ I much prefer being a man. Women have to spend so much time pulling themselves together, and their shoes kill your feet. ~ Lynne Carter ~ Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier. ~ H. L. Mencken ~ Men have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared. ~ Erica Jong ~ I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm. ~ Ogden Nash ~ Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. ~ Helen Rowland ~ Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is. ~ Robert Brault |
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