Celebrity Family Quotes |
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~ Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. ~ Cary Grant
~ Family is not an important thing, it's everything. ~ Michael J. Fox ~ There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. ~ Jerry Seinfeld ~ Families are about love overcoming emotional torture. ~ Matt Groening ~ Acting is just a way of making a living, the family is life. ~ Denzel Washington ~ What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life? ~ Loretta Young ~ All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. ~ W. C. Fields ~ She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. ~ Groucho Marx ~ Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet. ~ Bill Cosby ~ Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. ~ Martin Mull ~ Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. ~ Bill Cosby ~ Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever. ~ Charlie Sheen ~ As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. ~ Buddy Hackett ~ Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. ~ George Burns ~ I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. ~ Paul Lynde ~ When you look at your life the greatest happiness are family happinesses. ~ Dr. Joyce Brothers ~ So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. ~ Will Rogers ~ My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. ~ Rita Rudner ~ I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance, waiting for the bathroom.~ Bob Hope ~ There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation.~ Meryl Streep ~ My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.~ Jay London ~ I learned early on that family, as far as my mother and father, were not an option. ~ Drew Barrymore ~ My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. ~ Jim Valvano ~ The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. ~ George Carlin ~ The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.~ Clarence Darrow ~ Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. ~ Gracie Allen ~ I can get up in the morning and look myself in the mirror and my family can look at me too and that's all that matters. ~ Lance Armstrong ~ Marriage was a goal. A family, for me as a young girl, was my image of what I hoped for. It was part of the big picture. ~ Demi Moore ~ We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends, and living our lives. ~ Maya Angelou ~ My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children. ~ Bill Cosby |
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