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~ Life is hard. After all, it kills you. ~ Katharine Hepburn
~ Life is generally something that happens elsewhere. ~ Alan Bennett ~ Life gets better when you embrace your geekiness. ~ Rose McGowan ~ Life is just a phase you're going through, you'll get over it. ~ Anonymous ~ I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here. ~ Lauren Myracle ~ I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. ~ Woody Allen ~ The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat. ~ Lily Tomlin ~ That's the secret to life, replace one worry with another. ~ Charlie Brown ~ Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems. ~ Dan Castellaneta ~ No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you. ~ Sholom Aleichem ~ There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them. ~ Lawrence Welk ~ Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. ~ Shunryu Suzuki Roshi ~ Life in the twentieth century is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. ~ Margaret Mead ~ Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little. ~ Thomas Aloysius Dorgan ~ Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. ~ Robert Orben ~ Life is short and full of blisters. ~ African-American Proverb
~ Life is an incurable disease. ~ Abraham Cowley ~ Life is just one damned thing after another.~ Elbert Hubbard ~ An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived. ~ Herbert Samuel ~ Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all. ~ Arthur Balfour ~ Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~ Truman Capote ~ Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. ~ Ogden Nash ~ Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. ~ Benjamin Franklin ~ Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. ~ Brendan Gill ~ All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. ~ Sean O'Casey ~ Life is too short, and the time we waste in yawning never can be regained. ~ Stendhal ~ Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. ~ Oscar Wilde ~ If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. ~ Anonymous ~ We are all in a race for dear life: that is to say, we are fugitives from death. ~ Theodor Reik ~ There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and "how well you look." ~ Nelson Rockefeller ~ When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. ~ Mark Twain ~ Do not rely on a rabbit's foot for luck, after all, it didn't work out too well for the rabbit.~ Anonymous ~ All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ~ Lily Tomlin ~ If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. ~ Doug Larson ~ When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" ~ Sydney J. Harris ~ In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. ~ Bill Vaughan ~ Life begins at 40, but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. ~ Helen Rowland ~ You must not for one instant give up the effort to build new lives for yourselves. Creativity means to push open the heavy, groaning doorway to life. ~ Daisaku Ikeda |
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