Funny Laughter Quotes
~ He who laughs last didn't get it. ~ Helen Giangregorio
~ Seven days without laughter makes one weak. ~ Mort Walker
~ Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. ~ Elsa Maxwell
~ Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. ~ Arnold H. Glasgow
~ Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. ~ American Proverb
~ When people are laughing, they're generally not killing each other. ~ Alan Alda
~ I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ~ Woody Allen
~ Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks. ~ Henri Bergson
~ Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors. ~ Norman Cousins
~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. ~ E. W. Howe
~ Laughter is the best medicine, unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. ~ Jasper Carrott
~ Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~ Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
~ Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. ~ Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.