Funny Happiness Quotes |
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~ To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. ~ Albert Camus
~ Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. ~ Ernest Hemingway ~ Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. ~ Ambrose Bierce ~ Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. ~ Oscar Wilde ~ If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~ Edith Wharton ~ All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife. ~ Daniel Boone ~ The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. ~ Bertrand Russell ~ Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. ~ Hosea Ballou ~ Happiness? That's nothing more than a good health and a poor memory. ~ Albert Schweitzer ~ I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. ~ J.D. Salinger ~ It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. ~ Kin Hubbard ~ Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. ~ Spike Milligan ~ Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another. ~ Ambrose Bierce ~ If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem. ~ Richard Bach ~ Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with. ~ Artemus Ward ~ Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured. ~ Ambrose Bierce ~ The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved, loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. ~ Victor Hugo ~ Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one. ~ Henry Louis Mencken ~ Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. ~ Norm Papernick ~ There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, And that is to have either a clear conscience, or none at all. ~ Ogden Nash ~ Believe me. The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously.~ Friedrich Nietzsche ~ You need to learn to be happy by nature, because you'll seldom have the chance to be happy by circumstance. ~ Lavetta Sue Wegman ~ Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. ~ Norm Papernick ~ If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time. ~ Josh Billings |
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