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Funny Happiness Quotes

~ To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. ~ Albert Camus

~ Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. ~ Ernest Hemingway 

~ Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. ~ Ambrose Bierce 

~ Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. ~ Oscar Wilde 

~ If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~ Edith Wharton

~ All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife. ~ Daniel Boone 

~ The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. ~ Bertrand Russell 

~ Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. ~ Hosea Ballou

~ Happiness? That's nothing more than a good health and a poor memory. ~ Albert Schweitzer 

~ I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make
me happy. ~ J.D. Salinger

~ It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have
both failed. ~ Kin Hubbard 

~ Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of
misery. ~ Spike Milligan 

~ Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of
another. ~ Ambrose Bierce

~ If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a
problem. ~ Richard Bach 

~ Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with. ~ Artemus Ward  

~ Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured. ~ Ambrose Bierce 

~ The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved, loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. ~ Victor Hugo    

~ Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one. ~ Henry Louis Mencken 

~ Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. ~ Norm
Papernick 

~ There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, And
that is to have either a clear conscience, or none at all. ~ Ogden Nash

~ Believe me. The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously.~ Friedrich Nietzsche

~ You need to learn to be happy by nature, because you'll seldom have the chance to be happy by circumstance. ~ Lavetta Sue
Wegman

~ Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. ~ Norm
Papernick


~ If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time. ~ Josh Billings

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~ Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination. ~
Mark Twain

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~ Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. ~  Cynthia Nelms

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~ Many people are extremely happy, but are absolutely
worthless to society. ~
Charles Gow

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~ You need to learn to be happy by nature, because you'll
seldom have the chance to be happy by circumstance. ~
Lavetta Sue Wegman
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